Date of Sermon:  June 17, 2007

                             


 

OLD FRIENDS YOU MAY HAVE NEVER MET:

JONAH – RELUCTANT MISSIONARY

Rev. Kip Gilts

June 17, 2007

 

           This past week, I spent five days with 450 senior high school students at Lakeview Conference Center near Palestine, Texas.  It was a fantastic and exhausting week.  Church camp is a place to meet new friends and to reunite with old friends. I enjoyed introducing my friends to each other and telling their stories, “This is my friend, Reggie, several years ago he came to sing at a worship service where I was preaching about the power of God and the small whisper of God.  The power went out during his song, ‘His Eye is on the Sparrow,’ but Reggie and the pianist never missed a beat. They sang through the quietness of that sanctuary and when the song was over, we all knew that God had whispered to us that day.” As I told these stories of friends, I thought a lot about the friends who I have the privilege of introducing to you this summer. We are preaching about old friends you may have never met. Today I wanted to introduce you to my friend, Jonah. Next month we hope to have one hundred children help to tell this story in the Music Makers presentation, but I wanted the chance to tell you this story is a more relaxed setting.  Every night during camp I would gather with ten teenagers, my small group, and share stories of how the day went.  It was a peaceful and special time, right after our midnight snack.  That’s the setting I envision today as we come together to hear a good story - the story of a reluctant missionary

           The story of Jonah is really a story about us and them.  It can be told in two acts, each with two scenes.  Allow me to outline the story for you:

Act I: God is Great

Scene 1: A.W.O.L.

Scene 2: A Whale

Act II: God is Good

            Scene 1: A Sermon

            Scene 2: A Sour Man

God is great.  God is good.  Now on with the story.  It’s a great story and it begins as all great stories do – “Once upon a time…”

Once upon a time there was a man named Jonah, the son of Amittai. His story is found in the book that bears his name in the Old Testament.  Hear the beginning of the story.  Hear now the word of the Lord:

1Now the word of the Lord came to Jonah son of Amittai, saying, 2“Go at once to Nineveh, that great city, and cry out against it; for their wickedness has come up before me.” 3But Jonah set out to flee to Tarshish from the presence of the Lord. He went down to Joppa and found a ship going to Tarshish; so he paid his fare and went on board, to go with them to Tarshish, away from the presence of the Lord.

This is the Word of God for the people of God.  Thanks be to God. 

Now a few things about what was just read.  First of all, Jonah was the prophet who prophesied to Jeroboam in 2 Kings 14:25, that the Lord would be with the king of this new nation to establish its borders.  This was after the death of Solomon and the division of ancient Israel into the southern nation of Judah and the northern nation of Israel. Second, Nineveh was a city to the northeast of Israel, near modern day Mosul, Iraq (the country’s third largest city).  It was about 500 miles from Joppa.  Nineveh was the capital city of the Assyrian Empire, a ruthless nation that threatened the newly formed nation of Israel.  Third, Tarshish is a city in southern Spain about 2,500 miles southwest of Joppa.  It is safe to say that the story of Jonah begins with Jonah going the wrong way.  Deborah Proctor is here today and was asking me earlier this week how I was going to tie the story of Jonah into Father’s Day. I assured her that once dads heard about a guy who was told to go 500 miles northeast and instead headed 2,500 miles southwest, the connection would be quite apparent (no pun intended). You can almost imagine God saying, “Did you hear what I said?  Do you want me to turn this boat around?  I am going to stop this boat if you don’t mind me right now!” But you see, this is a story about us and them.  Jonah was one of us.  Nineveh was filled with lots of them. Jonah was trying to get as far away from them as possible. 

 

Act I: God is Great: Scene 1 – A.W.O.L.

Jonah went A.W.O.L. – absent without leave.          The boat left Joppa headed for Tarshish. The weather started getting rough. The tiny ship was tossed. The crew and the captain were fearless men, yet feared they would be lost. Yet feared they would be lost. It was a cosmopolitan crew, so they each prayed to their own god hoping one of them would hit the right spot. All of them were quite silly, because all of us know their gods are empty notions. But just where is our sole representative—the prophet of the Lord: You know, one of us? Where’s Jonah?

            There he is, way down below deck. The captain found him while giving orders of what to throw off the ship to lighten the load. One of us, the only one of us on board was asleep, while all of them were praying. That captain told Jonah to pray, but he did not. A person trying to run away from God usually doesn’t feel like praying.

            Meanwhile, the sailors broke out their voting stones, an ancient game of casting lots, sort of an “eeny, meeny, miney, moe” method of determining responsibility. Guess what? It’s one of us. The sailors begin to hurl their questions at him, “Tell us about yourself! Who are you? What do you do? Where do you come from? What’s your country? Who are your people?” And finally, “What should we do with you?”

            “I’m a Hebrew. I worship the Lord God who made the sea and the dry land. Throw me over,” he said. “The Lord is angry with me.”

            “I’m sure!” they replied. “If we throw you over, the Lord may be angry with us!” But as things got worse and all their rowing got them nowhere they prayed. Then they threw Jonah overboard. And when the sea grew calm, they were just as afraid, if not more, than they were during the storm. Right then and there all of them worshipped our Lord.

            This is a story about us and them, and it’s full of surprises. The first surprise is the representative for us. He is despicable, disobedient, rebellious, irreverent, and self centered--an embarrassment to all of us. He hasn’t even prayed yet. What kind of prophet is this!? The second surprise is that all of them act like all of us should. They turn to God, to the best of their knowledge, and end up worshipping the maker of heaven and earth.

            Act I: God is Great; Scene 1 – A.W.O.L. closes with the reluctant missionary sinking to the bottom of the Mediterranean Sea. Just before the curtain closes, we see verse 17 of chapter one declare, “But the Lord provided a large fish to swallow up Jonah; and Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.”

 

Act I: God is Great: Scene 2 – A Whale

Finally, from inside the fish, Jonah prayed. In fact, he composed a poem while in that fish and he recited that poem to God as a prayer.

            I’ve taken the liberty to rewrite that poem to fit our expectations of poetry. It ought to rhyme. I’ve entitled it “A Whale of a Prayer” by Jonah:

 

I cried for help from this mess that I’ve made

God heard my voice and the prayer that I prayed.

You placed me deep in the abyss of the storm

Yet you were there, Lord, in some kind of form.

 

I confess I’ve done wrong, I’ve made you mad

I recall the temple, times weren’t so bad.

The waters are deep, I’m sinking like lead

To make matters worse, there’s seaweed on my head.

 

All was hopeless, I began to despair

I thought of you, Lord, I prayed another prayer.

This time you heard and helped me out

So I will shout what you want me to shout.

 

Salvation comes from the Lord!

Then the fish hurled me to shore.

 

The curtain closes on Act I: God is Great, with Jonah back on dry land, which he prefers. He needs a bath and a change of clothes. So let’s drink some lemonade.

 

Act II: God is Good: Scene 1 – A Sermon

The curtain rises and the Word of the Lord comes once more to Jonah. “Get up, go to Nineveh, that great city, and proclaim to it the message that I tell you.” This story is full of surprises. What will happen next?

            Jonah goes to Nineveh, the epitome of all that is bad in this world. Nineveh is arrogant, godless, greedy, cruel, violent, oppressive, aggressive, and very, very strong. Plus, it was really big, causing Jonah to feel really small. What could he do in this huge metropolis? He preached one of the shortest sermons ever recorded. Five words in Hebrew; eight when translated into English.  It is found in Jonah 3:4, “Forty days more, and Nineveh shall be overthrown!” That’s it. No three points. No poem. No altar call. No action plan. I guarantee you this sermon would have gotten Jonah an ‘F’ in any preaching course in any seminary. Eight words does not a sermon make.  However, my Dad told me just the other day that my niece’s graduation was wonderful.  “There were no long-winded speeches!” he remarked with much gratitude.  I assured him that this is always a comfort for his son, the preacher, to hear.  My father measures the merit of a speech by the time it takes to be delivered.  Jonah would have been all right in Dad’s book. 

            And yet this very short sermon has the effect of picking up a small rock on the side of a mountain and creating a landslide. Those people listened to Jonah. All of them heard one of us and started to do penance - sackcloth, ashes, fasting. Then they started repentance - turning away from their evil and violence. All of them changed.

            Yet surely God will see this as foxhole religion that will soon go away. Surely God has the wisdom to know once a Ninevite always a Ninevite, and who wants to be a Ninevite—who wants to be one of them?! But God is good. God withdraws judgment in response to Nineveh’s repentance, just like God heard Jonah’s prayer and sent a fish to take him to shore. God seems to like them as much as God likes us.

            That’s what Jonah was afraid of.

 

Act II: God is Good: Scene 2 – A Sour Man

Jonah is a sour man. He prays again only this time there is no poem, just raw, irreverent anger. “Dad gum it! I knew this would happen. I pray it at every meal. God is great. God is good…That’s why I headed toward Tarshish. I’m not going to stand for this. Nineveh spared! Over my dead body! I can’t live in this kind of a world! I’m better off dead than trying to live in a world where grace is given to all of them at the slightest hint of repentance.”

            God asked Jonah why he was such a sour man.

            Jonah just sat outside the city and waited and fumed and waited and fumed. He made a little shelter and the Lord looked at that little man who just never got it. The Lord caused a vine with big shady leaves to grow on that makeshift shelter. That vine provided enough shade to cool Jonah’s hot head, but just as he got comfortable a wretched worm chewed the vine to death. The Lord God of heaven and earth just wouldn’t stop. He brought storms on the sea, fish in the water, mercy on them, worms to eat vines, and a scorching east wind on top of all that. Jonah was fit to be tied. He was indeed a sour man.

            Once again God asked Jonah why he was such a sour man. “I’m so mad I could die,” Jonah fumed.

            The Lord said, “Jonah, Jonah, Jonah. Look at you. You’re all worked up over a vine. You didn’t plant it. You didn’t water it. You did nothing for it. Now think for a moment how a gardener would feel. A gardener does plant it, water it, tend to it. That’s how I feel toward Nineveh. All those people and animals—I made them, just like I made you. Your pain is nothing compared to how it hurts me to contemplate destruction on any of you. (Drink lemonade)

            So that’s the story. That’s how it ends. It’s a good story. It’s a story about us and them told in two acts. God is great. God is good. God delivers us from our stubbornness, arrogance, and prejudice. God delivers them from their blindness, fear, and degradation.

            Now I can imagine a rather dubious listener confronting the storyteller. “Did that really happen? A storm out of nowhere and a guy sleeping through it; a big fish serving as a houseboat for three days, a huge city repenting as a response to a beached prophet’s message, an eight word sermon, a vine, a worm, and scorching wind. Did that really happen?”

            The storyteller looks at the inquisitor for a while and says, “Jesus seemed to think so.” He mentioned Jonah in Matthew 12, Matthew 16, and Luke 11. However, the more important question is, “Does that really happen?” Do some of us deplore the idea of some of them being given grace? Are we reluctant missionaries? Would we be any more ready to go to modern day Mosul, Iraq as missionaries, than Jonah was to go to Nineveh,?

            Another listener might ask, “Did Jonah ever get it? Did he ever understand how the heart of God beats for both us and them?”  As with all good stories, some of that is left to the listener.  God is great.  God is good.  It’s a story about us and them.  Amen.

 

   

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